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As Top Boy demonstrates once again, acting seems to come naturally to some British music stars – if not Ed Sheeran The new Top Boy did...
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First they came for Ukraine ... and I responded with the proper application of overwhelming force
The unloved gremlin Putin looks a little mad in his steroid-steeped dotage but mutual destruction is not part of his plan. Let's call his...
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Hack, mock and spam to help Ukraine defeat the poison dwarf
Whatever Putin plans for Ukraine, this is a beginning, not an end So this is what happens when an unloved little old man is deprived of...
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Is that £12m in Andrew's pocket ...
... or is he just pleased to see a blonde woman half his age? Oh, the grand old Duke of York, he borrowed 12 million quid. He gave it to...
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What a Dick
Oh so now everyone realises how awful the Met chief was Cressida Dick was hugely popular with the rank and file, we're repeatedly told....
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Lizh Trusski
Discussions with the UK foreign secretary are like talking to a deaf person, Moscow says If you want to know about the hat, read the...
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Bilbo the honorary Scouser
Martin Freeman has achieved what few actors have managed: a Merseyside accent. And besting a Thai boxing champ Now you may say it would...
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Hip-hop rhetors
Now I ain't saying he's a genius, but Kanye's not messing with no twopenny tropes First off, my apologies for the laboured intro, an...
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Wordle predicaments
What's the worst thing in the Wordle (apart from finding it's been bought by a news company that charges for most of its content)? You've...
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Sleeping policewoman
It's as if the Met is trying to let the PM off the hook How long would it take you to read 500 pages and look at 300 photos? For work, I...
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Orbis Rex puts 'em in their place
Throwing his weight around seems to be the concept behind Johnson's reshuffle Poor Dominic Raab seemed to be holding the fort pretty...
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Teflon Dick
Apparently Cressida Dick is staying on as our most senior cop because no one else is up to it. Cannot everyone see how insane that is?...
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